August 15, 2007

Chuck Norris

Great Scot

There are a number of friends of the Beehive that are interested in "facts" regarding Chuck Norris. I came across a list of these, which reportedly were picked by the "Big Man" himself. Some of them are:

- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.


Headmistress, zookeeper said...

Heh. I think I like the staring books down best.

Donna-Jean Breckenridge said...

Ha ha - We just saw the end of a Texas Walker yesterday, he was blind - but of course, he conquered that little nuisance!

Glad to see you writing in the Beehive. :-)

Dani said...

haha! I like the no theory of evolution best. haha.

Cimmanim said...

hehe. those made me smile. i like the push-up one.

Cal-el of Krypton said...

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!

Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, they know better!

Chuck Norris can run around the Earth and punch himself in the back of his head!

(and finally)

It's been proven that Chuck Norris' "round-ff kick" is faster than the speed of light. So theoretically you could walk into a room flip on the light switch and be DEAD before the light hits you!!

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I want to sit down and get all caught up with you guys on the blog, but for now let me say that my parents loved to say that as Chuck Norris aged, he began to resemble a sock monkey. I can't see him or think of him without thinking of sock monkeys.

BTW, your comment security settings only allow registered blogger/blogspot users to comment, so I'm having to login under my barefoot blogs account, not my regular blog.