Well, today Spuddy Buddy was watching a School House Rock ditty about the voting process, and all was well until they showed one of those red-and-blue maps of America, showing an equal number of red and blue states. Whereupon Spuddy Buddy, child of the '04 elections as he is, exlaimed in horror--
"WHAT? You mean people are actually VOTING for those bad guys?"
Muahahahahahahahahahahaha. Around here, we brainwash 'em young.