Quothe Queen Shenaynay, upon finding Spuddy Buddy playing pirate ships in an empty bathtub, fully dressed: "Hey there! Aren't YOU such a goof!"
Spuddy Buddy, matter-of-factly: "Why, thank you. I try to be."
SB: "Why, yes. I AM an entertainer, you know."
"Or at least I think I am."
Oh yes, my boy... you are, you are.