June 7, 2005

Hu's in China?


Ok, ok, so maybe this isn't academically brilliant and insightful and intelligent like our average post here at the Beehive (grin), but I thought it was pretty funny.

Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
Bush: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
Bush: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
Bush: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?


Thermodude said...

That is really great. Hahahaha. See you in a couple of days.

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Thermodude said...

Its my parents anniversary today,.....and both of them forgot!

X said...

Very funny, but I have to say that I didn't get it when I first started to read it be I was pronouncing "Hu" wrong.

Lynn Bruce said...

Thermodude, what does your parent's anniversary have to do with Rice and Hu in China? ;-)

BTW, it's my parent's anniversary today, too!

Lynn Bruce said...

parents' - sorry. Typing while twirling spaghetti here...

Androphenese said...

wow, that was... um... well, lets just put it this way, it is what it is. there you go. so that had to be made up.

Thermodude said...

I think thepromise4 has it right on. Queen shenaynay, I just thought that they both forgot there anniversary. Its kindof wierd. We'll be in Texas tomorrow.

foreverlastinglife said...

That's hilarious. lol :) Hey Aunt Lynn! This is Stacey. Sorry i haven't posted before! I love your blog. :) See y'all in .....5? or 6 days!!! :)