This is what happens when Fa-So-La-La reads Frances Schaeffer and then eats pasta:
"Spaghetti is the totality of the cause and effect relationship of the sauce and the noodles."
I just love that girl. Never a dull moment in her mental universe, lemme tell ya.
Oh, since inquiring minds will want to know, the actual Schaeffer quote is:
"History is the totality of the cause and effect relationship of the seen and the unseen."
Chew on that awhile.