This is the lead headline on today's issue. I'm not kidding. Other people saw it, too.
Roadside bombs in Iraq fall sharply
You can click the link if you don't believe me.
Do people with real degrees actually get paid to write this stuff?
[Fa offers her recent fave, also spotted in a newspaper: "(Some performer whose name she can't remember and it doesn't matter because here comes the part we're after...) Finds Humor Among Hardship." Are there really professional writers out there who don't know how to spell "amid"?]