In my continuing effort to provide edifying grist for this mill, I want to point out that today is National Old Joke Day. In honor of this occassion, I submit the following:
Q: How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A: A Buccaneer.
Q: What's a Grecian Urn?
A: About a buck and a half an hour.
Q: Why don't oysters give to charity?
A: Because they're shellfish.
and finally, to get people some people in my household riled up:
She was soooooooooooooo blonde...
... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
... she thought a quarterback was a refund.
... she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
... she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
... she thought General Motors was in the Army.
... she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate".
Have a humorous day.