I'm just finishing up my college application essay, in which I am to explain to the Admissions folks how fabulous I am. Now I'm working on what to call it. Unfortunately, I'm not very good at giving titles to things (hence the inauspicious one atop this post), so I wanted to ask all you Insightful and Circumspect types for your opinions. Here's my list of suggestions-- tell me which one you think most apt to get me accepted.
YOU ASKED FOR IT.
All I'm Askin' Is For A Little Respect
I've Been Writing This Stupid Thing For A Week and Meanwhile Anna Nicole Died and Britney Shaved Her Head
An Essay, Wherein I Brag. But Only because You Require it.
And I Won't Litter Your Campus, Either
Look At Me. I'm Hot.
An Essay, By Caitlin. Caitlin Wrote It.
An Essay, Wherein I Introduce myself Properly and Hope you like me.
I Missed The Grammys To Write This Thing
I Would Have To Say World Peace
Oh, And I Have A Cute Boyfriend
An Essay, Wherein I Confine my Fascinating and Expansive Self to a few Well-Appointed Paragraphs