November 9, 2006

Gallant Knight of the Day Award

...goes to our beloved HHomeboy Kris, for noting the dire distress of the Beehive ladies over the disturbing spectre of the dead and decaying bird haunting the birdhouse outside our kitchen window. The birdish brethren of the dearly departed dead thing had, with considerable exhibition of violence, attempted to evacuate the corpse from the premises, but had only managed to peck it halfway out, leaving the dessicated head dangling from a broken neck outside the little hole of the house.

This disturbing view loomed right outside our kitchen windows, and had for many days been a source of much sorrow, recoil and horror to the Beehive ladies.

HHomeboy raced to our rescue with dazzling resolve, valiantly extricating the horrific beast and banishing its rotting remains from our domestic view, thus greatly relieving our delicate feminine sensibilities from further assault.

All hail HHomeboy! Hip hip and all that rot, wot?

Gallant Knight of the Day Runner-up Award goes to HHomeboy's brother Bluejacob, as we fondly refer to him, who so courageously nominated HHomeboy for the knightly errand.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Chris Crouse said...

Now dearest Queen, I would have been most happy to hop on a plane and travel all the way home to my native Texas, just to rescue you and the B.H. ladies from your awful, fire-breathing dragon experience!

Mostly, I would have enjoyed the award!

Luv Ya Sis, (excuse my irreverent speech to your highness! have mercy!)
Chris

Dani said...

so did they only get virtual awards, or some good old real Texas chili?

Lynn Bruce said...

they got tamales and quacamole, coffee, orange juice, scrambled eggs, bacon, biscuits and jam.

and more oatmeal cookies than i thought two gallant knights could consume in one sitting. impressive.

Lynn Bruce said...

hey, cookie monster is blue, nowthatchamentionit. hmmm.

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How disgusting! Hooray for your hero!

Dani said...

I need to get into the hero business if the food is that good...

beatrice said...

huzzah!
such action as befits a true knight!
three and a half cheers for gallant sir lantz!