met Tommy Handtossed at Squashblossom High.
She was sweet, and he was sharp, and they seemed a perfect couple.
He asked her over for pizza and a movie.
He came straight from his job, at Papa John's.
All was going well, until...
Screebees!!! A human hand hovered into the scene, attempting to steal their pizza. Take action, Tommy!
Hark! The doorbell! Who could it be?
Princess Butternut's former boyfriend,
She loved him once, but he made her cry.
"Will you go to the Squashblossom prom with me?" he asked.
Oh, dear, Tommy. That wasn't nice.
"Well, I guess I'm your only option now, Princess!"
"As you wish!" cried Butternut.
Such a lovely couple.
She was voted All Squash Favorite!
Mr. Briechamp took fotos at the prom. Such a cheesy chap.
(Say, where DID he get that camera?)
By the end of the prom, it was all over. Princess Butternut found Tommy's humor too cutting, his remarks too sharp. Though their relationship was over, they would forever treasure the memory of their magical evening together.